Despite Everything, It’s Still the Fourth of July!

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What Day Is It, You Say??

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Great Moms Of All Kinds

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Quokka Whata??

Now, tell the truth, have you
ever seen a face cuter than this?

This is the quokka, a marsupial who lives mainly on
Rottnest Island off the western Australian coast.

These little guys are about the size of the cat
sitting in your lap or on your keyboard.

They’ve been named the happiest animals in
the world because of that fabulous grin.

   

Of course you want one but you can’t—you can
take selfies with them if you’re lucky enough to
have one come close but you can’t touch!

Read all about these precious animals here
http://tiny.cc/glkznz
and come back anytime you need to see a cheeky grin!

A Borrowed Smile for Easter

I didn’t write this—it was sent to me by a friend
who, in turn, received it from a friend who
received it… I hope it will bring you a bit of
laughter as we celebrate Easter and remember
that, while the current situation is very bad
for too many people, things will get better.

My hunkering in place is going well. This is what I have learned so far:

* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
• Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom
• Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
• I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog, we laughed a lot.
• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
• I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
• Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.
• Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under…

A Little St. Patrick’s Day Cheer…Because We Need It

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What to Do When Self-Isolation Gets Boring

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Keep safe and well—this, too, shall pass!