Einstein's Tongue–I Am Dog

Clara & Drew

“Tennis balls is nice,” said Clara. “Wait”, barked Clara. No… Wagged Clara’s tail. “Throw it now.”

“Food is nice too. It feeds me and gives my belly that un-gurgly feeling. Unless I throw it up and then I need to clean up the mess I made so I don’t get in trouble.”

“I like bugs. Or, I like them when they’re food-able. I don’t like the ones that fly over my head that I can’t reach. Buggers.”

“I like that boy. Sometimes he’ll play with me and rub my belly. I feel all warm and fuzzy outside when he’s rubbing my belly with his foot. Except he messes up my hair. I have to fix it up again when he’s done.”

“I like making gross noises. Especially when I need to go outside. Or right after I’ve eaten. Just to make that disgusting slurpy noise. But then I get yelled at.”

Clara Takes a Nap

“In fact, I like making noises. Especially at the stuff outside, because they need to come inside now or I’m going to bark at them. Like the butterflies with their loud wing-flapping. And the earth worms with their thunderous tunnel-digging.”

“I don’t like loud noises made by other things. I’m supposed to be the one making loud noises, not them. They upset me. Stupid thunder. Stupid squeaky toys. Stupid fireworks!”

“I don’t like water when it gets in my pretty hair. It’s all icky.”

“I like sniffing you. You smell nice. Thank you for reading.”

My dog has some good grammar, no? Of course, I taught her everything, heh.

Einstein’s Tongue–I Am Dog

Clara & Drew

“Tennis balls is nice,” said Clara. “Wait”, barked Clara. No… Wagged Clara’s tail. “Throw it now.”

“Food is nice too. It feeds me and gives my belly that un-gurgly feeling. Unless I throw it up and then I need to clean up the mess I made so I don’t get in trouble.”

“I like bugs. Or, I like them when they’re food-able. I don’t like the ones that fly over my head that I can’t reach. Buggers.”

“I like that boy. Sometimes he’ll play with me and rub my belly. I feel all warm and fuzzy outside when he’s rubbing my belly with his foot. Except he messes up my hair. I have to fix it up again when he’s done.”

“I like making gross noises. Especially when I need to go outside. Or right after I’ve eaten. Just to make that disgusting slurpy noise. But then I get yelled at.”

Clara Takes a Nap

“In fact, I like making noises. Especially at the stuff outside, because they need to come inside now or I’m going to bark at them. Like the butterflies with their loud wing-flapping. And the earth worms with their thunderous tunnel-digging.”

“I don’t like loud noises made by other things. I’m supposed to be the one making loud noises, not them. They upset me. Stupid thunder. Stupid squeaky toys. Stupid fireworks!”

“I don’t like water when it gets in my pretty hair. It’s all icky.”

“I like sniffing you. You smell nice. Thank you for reading.”

My dog has some good grammar, no? Of course, I taught her everything, heh.