Einstein's Tongue–Have a Ball, Have a Banana

Well folks, I got a surprise for you today. Prepare to be… dramatic emphasis, unsurprised!

The school year is kicking into every student’s hard drive forcefully and without welcome. All we get to say is, “Hey, what?!” before the education life is back in the system and running all of its crazy gizmos and whirs and such. It’s half a wonder if a few of us students even get a summer vacation considering the plans we have, but most of that is our own fault!

Excuse me.

[A few minutes of grumbling time before the writer became well enough to return to his post. We hope we may never again have to read anything so rediciulous as this current status, and he better be getting back here soon.]

Okay! A bit better. On to the happy stuff, things like… Hold on a minute I gotta think about this one…

[A few grumbling thoughts later.]

The new lockers! Oh yes! And the uh… oh, the wide loads, it’s so fun to careen down the school hallways haphazardly, with three bags of paper, work books, text books, and sweaty cross-country clothes. There’s some happy stuff for me to smile at, so I’m gonna go ahead and do some happy day-dreaming in regard to the upcoming fun.

Einstein’s Tongue–Have a Ball, Have a Banana

Well folks, I got a surprise for you today. Prepare to be… dramatic emphasis, unsurprised!

The school year is kicking into every student’s hard drive forcefully and without welcome. All we get to say is, “Hey, what?!” before the education life is back in the system and running all of its crazy gizmos and whirs and such. It’s half a wonder if a few of us students even get a summer vacation considering the plans we have, but most of that is our own fault!

Excuse me.

[A few minutes of grumbling time before the writer became well enough to return to his post. We hope we may never again have to read anything so rediciulous as this current status, and he better be getting back here soon.]

Okay! A bit better. On to the happy stuff, things like… Hold on a minute I gotta think about this one…

[A few grumbling thoughts later.]

The new lockers! Oh yes! And the uh… oh, the wide loads, it’s so fun to careen down the school hallways haphazardly, with three bags of paper, work books, text books, and sweaty cross-country clothes. There’s some happy stuff for me to smile at, so I’m gonna go ahead and do some happy day-dreaming in regard to the upcoming fun.